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Species

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G'day, everyone! This is Sharieli Balakrishnan back again to blog. And my sincere apologies for my very prolonged absence (I know this is quite a long time). Hope things are going good there too. The title sounds like sci-fi. But we are totally off track then, if that's what you think. Today, you are going to read about Types Of Parents. Let's get on with it then! Inhumans - This type of parents have given birth to punching sandbags, not babies. And when the sandbags commit an error, usually a petty one, these parents practice for their next boxing match ON the kids. So Sus - These parents would have probably worked as a spy in their past. They often get dubious about every minute thing their kids do. These parents are like - I see my child hearing an audio I see that sussy, my cardio is curious, so I march and go I sigh, he listening to Billy Joel (But wait! Is he really listening though?) Money in their pockets - As the name suggests, these parents buy whatever the kid

BLOGGER: The Untold Story

Hiya everyone! This is Sharieli Balakrishnan here to, of course, blog. Now I'll ask the question and I'll respond myself - "How are you?" Hope things are goin' good. And..."I'm fine. Thanks for asking" The title sounds so deep and profound. But you ain't getting bored. Today, you'll discover yourself reading a blog about the katzenjammers a blogger encounters; to be precise, the hardships of Sharieli Balakrishnan when blogging. Finding the Flawless content - This is something that every blogger or even every social media influencer will go through. This is one huge catch-22 situation for me. TFW I'm not able to select one single blogging topic. TFW I have 59 chrome tabs to plump for one single blogging topic. TFW I have to use each and every cell of my cerebrum to cherry-pick one single blogging topic. TFW I am in hot waters with my mother because of the time I spend on my computer choosing one single blogging topic. All this tough grind

Roasting Songs With Decency

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Hey-ya, readers! This is Sharieli Balakrishnan. Long time, no see. Sorry, long time, no read! And of course, hope y'all doin' great! Well, I'm back with another tantalizing topic to blog about. To be precise, it's not blogging; it's roasting. How about we roast some good English songs? This is called 'Roasting With Decency.' Let's get this show on the road! ABCDEFU by Gayle  - A song where a tik-toker, who still hasn't completed her Pre.K.G sings the  alphabet  song incorrectly.  Montero (Call Me Out By Your Name) by Lil Nas X  - A song about a jobless dude pleading to call him. Bad Habits by Ed Sheeran  - A song about an English man confessing his bad habits. Light Switch by Charlie Puth  - A song with a weird metaphor of almost comparing a woman to a light switch. Butter by BTS  - A song boasting about how handsome 7 boys are. Seriously? Bury A Friend by Billie Eilish  - A creepy song with a very deep (I guess) meaning that even a middle-aged man w

Things we've all heard as a child

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What's up, everyone? This is Sharieli Balakrishnan here. And of course, my usual question - How. Are.You? Hope everyone's doin' alright! I'm sure most of 'em have crossed their days as a little child. So today's blogging topic is about the things we've all heard as a child. Let's get started! 1. Eat! Or else Bogeyman will come and kidnap you! Whoa! Who on earth is this Bogeyman? I've seen Crooked man. I've seen Superman. I've seen Sand Man. I've even seen A.R Rahman. But who is this Bogeyman? Plus, people 'literally' say “Bogeyman is waiting on the corner of our street.” Next time, you notice this injustice happening to any toddler, Stop it right there! PEOPLE! LET'S FIGHT FOR TRUTH! 2.  A grandma is cooking  Vada s (donuts with spice) on the moon. This story is too ancient and still making a sensation around every generation's infants. Bet she is immortal to live and cook for more than 150 years. And now it is proven that

DC or Marvel?

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iHola amigos! This is Sharieli Balakrishnan here to blog about a cool topic. And by the way, hope you all said the 'New Year, New Me' stuff all over again. Took resolutions? Well, I'mma throw my 'Best Of Luck' there. Coming back, Who fancies Marvel here? Who fancies DC here? Now I'm not going to ask who doesn't like both of them, coz the blog is about these two wonderful creations. Let's hop onto the never-ending 'Who Copied Who' dispute between DC and Marvel! DC: DC began their company in 1934 and doin' some legit works. They're probably the father, came even before marvel. They released Commander Steel and 14 months later, those 'MARVELous copycats' launched Captain America, who becomes an 80-year-old man eventually. DC gave life to the world's best assassin, Deathstroke. And Your Honour, these marvelous copycats release Deadpool, who is apparently alive, not dead in the pool. OMG! That snapper - what was his name again? Tha

Fashion - What the...

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 Hey guys! This is Sharieli Balakrishnan and as usual, hope you're all doing awesome. Now, I'm back with some nice-nice topic to blog, basically roasting. Hope everyone knows about the celebrities' red carpet looks. Oh my god! Have you seen their fashion? Aww...Damn good! But again - Oh my god! Have you seen their fashion? Eww...To the worst! Yes, Let's have a look at some 'TOO-MUCH-TO-WEAR' fashion of celebrities. (Note: I am just roasting the outfits few celebrities have worn. I have no special hatred towards the celebrities mentioned below. In fact, I love all of 'em and their works.) 1st up - Kim Kardashian aka THE CROW Her top-2-bottom black look was outrageous. I mean, seriously? Why on earth does she have to wear a dress which covers her whole body, including her freaky face?! BTW, how does she breathe and see, man?! 2) Rihanna aka THE OMELETTE Oh hello, darling! Just came out of the pan, huh? Look at the formation of the yellow circle behind her. May

Ant? Giraffe?

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Ayo ladies and gentlemen! This is Sharieli Balakrishnan back with an exciting topic to blog about. But first of all, all doing good? I'll just take that as a yes. Have you ever wanted 2 ft. footwear? Or have you ever wanted the ceiling to go up a little? Yikes, I'll be blogging 'bout Small homo-sapiens and Tall homo-sapiens. So let's start! Note: (Nowadays, I'm doin' a hella NOTEs) This blog and this blogger does not have any intention to tease anyone based on their heights. ''Hey! How's the weather up there?'' Hearing these words, few people may seem like their blood's boiling; especially people who resemble the tall mammal appearing in Nat Geo Wild. You bend down for doing each and everything - the washbasin is small, your cupboard is small, clothes' sizes are small and of course, other humans are small. Many souls would hate you when you be in concerts, movie theatres, etc. But lemme tell ya' something - Being tall is awesome -

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

HEY GUYS!! Well, first of all, hope everyone's good. I've come up with another excuse for my extended absence. There was this flood, rain, storm, the water here, so no network connection here.πŸ˜‰ Okay now, hearing the title you may think that the blog's gon' be about the series F.R.I.E.N.D.S, but NO. Sorry for the disappointment.😁 But the topic's interesting; It's about the DIFFERENT TYPES OF FRIENDS you meet at school. So here we go! From-KG friend - There's always this one friend who says to your other friends that you are his/her friend before the stone age even started. With that tone being boasted, your new friends may run away. Bye-Hi friend - Today he/she gets into a quarrel with you. And they say ''GOODBYE!! I HATE YOU!''. But the next day, they come up to you with all their 32 teeth shown. Chatter-Box - They seem like they know all the 171,476 words in English and wish to share them with you all the time when their mouth isn't

Damn, it's 7 AM!

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Hey guys!! Hope y'all doing great as me. And here I am, back with another apology letter for this long absence of mine. Well, the blog's about some really weird topic because, to be honest, I really got no good topic in my hands right now. It's about ALARMS. So let's talk about alarms from my viewpoint... (Note: This is purely a dumb topic, and I admit that. But pls do continue to read. Thank you!) As usual, the alarm rings at 7:00 am at dawn. OMG! If truth be told, I can't describe the challenge and frustration of getting out of my soft, cozy bed. It would be like just 1 hour of sleep and... TA-DAA, alarm rings. And one thing sends a chill down my spine-The alarm sound. Anyone remembers the names of the alarm sounds in the iPhone? There are 4 sounds that I get afraid of - Apex, Presto, Waves, and Sci-Fi. Well, I wouldn't say the word 'afraid', but somewhat near it. The instant I hear these, the thing inside my chest begins to beat faster. OH, the horror

So called 'REALITY'...

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  Hey guys! Wassup? This is Sharieli Balakrishnan. First of all, I'd like to apologize for my long absence. Just got back from a headache - Exams. LOL! Even though there are exams, I ain't going to stop watching movies. Now that's right! Today's blog is 'bout movies. But...it's exactly about how reality is different from the so-called reality in movies. Now people, the scenes you watch in movies might make you think that that is the same case in our real life. Well, I would give a BIG NO. And I do have evidence -  (Note: I do not intend to tease any of the films. Thank you) I wonder how all the film heroes take out a new song SUDDENLY. I mean, giving out a song on the go without preparing its lyrics. They truly are gifted! I wonder who plays the music when they sing. mmm... Out of NOWHERE, 10 dancers appear and dance. Where were they before? Unrehearsed dance, but it came out so well? Actors are stronger than The Undertaker. They fight 100+1 goons SINGLE-HANDED!

Act of Random Kindness

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  HEY GUYS!! Hope you are all doin’ totally fine. What do you think charity is? I've asked many people and everybody is like "It's like an organization which helps and gives money for those in need. But for me, charity is like an Act of Random Kindness. OK, we'll see about charity in my view. come on!! "With many fundraising citizens, charities can be enhanced." says the crowd. But I think "With the humanitarian and the helping mind in you, charities can be enhanced." What you think 'bout that, guys? Providing a poor person with some money is going to feed him for a day; maximum - for a month. But if you teach a person how to fish, it is going to feed him eternally; but not specifically fishingπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‰. So yes, promoting a charity can also be done in this manner. There ain't no law like only entrepreneurs and landlords are supposed to do charity works and render help. Ordinary citizens can also help how many ever people they can and with how muc

Go, ARMY, Go!

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  Howdy readers! Hope y'all are rocking! Everyone loves music, I mean who doesn't like it? But are you a person with some amazing k-pop music sense? So now, LET'S. TALK. ABOUT. BTS!!! BTS is a Korean boy band that is one of the famous boy bands in this world. But firstly, it doesn't stand for 'Behind The Scenes'πŸ˜‘. BTS stands for Bangtan Sonyeodan, which means Bulletproof Boy Scouts. This is a group that consists of 7 members, RM (Rap Monster), Suga, J-Hope, Jin, Jungkook, V and Jimin. These boys have a damn lovely voice and amazing dance skills. They debuted on June 12th, 2013.  Anyone watches run bts? I would call that ‘The Epitome of Comedy’.πŸ˜„πŸ˜„They are part-time idols and full-time comedians (not literally). ARMYYYYYY! Now, Army is their fandom name. It stands for Adorable Representative MC for Youth. Fans adore their songs. But half of the Army is there for the members’ charms onlyπŸ˜„πŸ˜‰.  I, myself, am an army member. I have hella craziness towards them. Fo

WHAT IF I WERE GOD?

H ey READERS!! Hope you are all doin’ goooood. Today, the blog's about one good topic. So, what if you become the god? What do you think about it, huh? Totally happy and totally puzzled, right? Now, I’m gonna share my thoughts about what if I were god. If I was god, I guess it would be pretty COOL! Firstly, is god a male or female? Anyways, never mind; I’m not gonna do that research. As we all know this would be a really, really, really strenuous job because India itself has a population of around 135 crores. So what would be the population of the whole globe and I, the God, would be controlling the prayers of humans and aliens too. Wait a sec, I just found out that there are a couple of issues that just popped into my mind. Just imagine this - Right now, I’m in a calm and pleasant and peaceful mood. I hear irksome voices in my head: please god, please please! Blah blah please, I want this, please. Give me this, please! Please god!! Blah blah blah, please. As you all think those ar

Who is me?

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Ayo readers! I am SHARIELI BALAKRISHNAN! First of all, let me become a pronunciation teacher for a sec. My name is said like'SHA-RAI(like pie)-LY'. Hope ya geddit, huh? Coming back to my biodata - Name's Sharieli, Age's 13, Born in Chennai, Dreams are too high...Wait, wait! Now speed it up and read. Doesn't it sound like a rap? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Anyways, I fell in love with dance and music. I'm still in that relationship and will be forever. I'm learning the keyboard. and I really love to make people happy around me. I got a great vibe and I don't like to be alone. Ms. Who Cares, yes, that's me. I just do what I do. Movies are like my daily cup of tea; especially horror, thriller and superhero ones. My ambition is to become an entrepreneur and politician, until now πŸ™„. I'm so engrossed in these 2 topics. I have a family which is as big as HULK. Have a bad habit (many, but I'll tell ya one only😁) - I daydream a lot. Well, this is for now. If I should tell